For all my dislike of Donald Trump, I was hesitant to bash him in my contest limericks, for a lot of reasons. Still, I wrote several variations on the subject of Obamacare, all of which compared Obama and Trump. In some variations, I rhymed “bad” with “cad,” and “successor” with “aggressor,” but all of them ended with “caring-impaired” (the punchline). This is the variation I like best.
Obama, as president, dared
To bring healthcare to all, for he cared
About other folks, too,
So unlike You-Know-Who,
His successor, who’s caring-impaired.
I like this one, too.
Thank you!