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Embarrassingly Slow

Sometimes I can be embarrassingly slow. Take the other day for example. I was reading a book about food and the author mentioned “coffee whitener” and I could not for the life of me figure out what he meant. I … Continue reading

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Super Extra Nice

Did you know that my Faithful Reader often makes coffee for me in the morning? Isn’t that super extra nice?

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I always thought that if you waited too long to pee, you’d simply wet your pants and that was it. I was wrong. Bladders can actually rupture if overfilled and left overfull for long periods of time. So, my friends, … Continue reading

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Miracle Drug

This is one of my favorite passages from Vonnegut’s Jailbird. So I did sit down, and everywhere I looked I saw customers of every description being received with love. To the waitresses everybody was “honeybunch” and “darling” and “dear.” It … Continue reading

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Sunday Slacker

Really, I’m not a slacker. It was just a busy Sunday. My Faithful Reader and I went to Brimfield for the antique fair and to hang out with K—, who happened to be in the area. We had lunch at … Continue reading

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B-ing Grateful

I am grateful for beer. As Ben Franklin said, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” I am also grateful for Ben Franklin. I wonder if he was drunk as he stood out there … Continue reading

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Recipe for Happiness

1 Beautiful beach all to myself 1 Comfortable beach chair 1 Ice-cold mojito 1 Nothing to do Mix, enjoy, and use as necessary.

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Mojito Bandito

I am the Mojito Bandito. It’s true. Leave your mojito unattended and I will steal it. What can I say? Mojitos are yummy. We discovered the mojito on a Caribbean cruise. The cruise itself was not very good, just a … Continue reading

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