Livia came into my office one day and picked up my pocket dictionary. I thought to myself, “Here is the perfect opportunity to teach her something.” That’s the kind of mom I am. So I explained what a dictionary is and how it’s used. And do you know how she responded to my attempts to impart my knowledge? She said, “I’m going to read it to you in Blah-Blah Language.” “Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah,” she began. I thought she’d eventually get bored and stop, but she didn’t. She went on and on. “Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.” I finally had to give her a treat to get her to stop.<\/p>\n
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Livia came into my office one day and picked up my pocket dictionary. I thought to myself, “Here is the perfect opportunity to teach her something.” That’s the kind of mom I am. So I explained what a dictionary is … Continue reading