{"id":1053,"date":"2009-07-26T00:31:03","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T05:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2009-08-24T17:17:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T22:17:37","slug":"truth-or-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"Truth or Fiction?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody has something to say about taking care of a baby.<\/p>\n<p><em>A sneeze is as good as a burp.&#8212;<\/em>Hospital Nurse<\/p>\n<p>According to the hospital nurse, a sneeze brings up air. I think she was full of hot air herself. Based on the amount of spit-up I&#8217;ve seen, I&#8217;d say only a burp is as good as a burp.<\/p>\n<p><em>The first two weeks are hard but you&#8217;ll soar through the third and then you&#8217;ll be fine.&#8212;<\/em>Doctor&#8217;s-Office Nurse<\/p>\n<p>I believed this and it was like a light at the end of the tunnel. Then our doctor told us Thursday that we can now expect the baby to cry vigorously for three hours a day for absolutely no reason. That&#8217;s not what I&#8217;d call &#8220;fine&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p><em>Sleep when the baby sleeps.&#8212;<\/em>Friend&#8217;s Mother<\/p>\n<p>Good advice that&#8217;s more easily said than done. My body knows the difference between day and night and it doesn&#8217;t believe in sleeping during the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><em>Let a sleeping baby lie.&#8212;<\/em>Faithful Reader<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know where Faithful Reader got this saying from. It&#8217;s probably good advice, except when your baby is jaundiced, in which case you had better do everything within your power to wake him up and get some food into him.<\/p>\n<p><em>Just when you get to the point when breastfeeding seems intolerable, it gets better.&#8212;<\/em>Childbirth-Class Teacher<\/p>\n<p>The jury is still out on this one. I hope it&#8217;s not another false &#8220;light at the end of the tunnel&#8221; tale!<\/p>\n<p><em>Wait until the baby is done pooping.&#8212;<\/em>Friend<\/p>\n<p>This advice on diaper changes may well be the best advice we&#8217;ve gotten. We have tried to follow it, too, but babies are downright mischievous with their bowel movements. Just when you think they can&#8217;t poop any more, they do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody has something to say about taking care of a baby. A sneeze is as good as a burp.&#8212;Hospital Nurse According to the hospital nurse, a sneeze brings up air. I think she was full of hot air herself. Based &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1053\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[145],"tags":[46,184,82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1195,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions\/1195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}