{"id":10617,"date":"2015-05-15T23:31:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T03:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=10617"},"modified":"2015-05-15T23:31:50","modified_gmt":"2015-05-16T03:31:50","slug":"a-story-with-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=10617","title":{"rendered":"A Story With Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall got his teeth cleaned and treated with fluoride for the first time last week. He was so excited about it! Then he lost a tooth the next day. His sixth. I would have thought it was only his fifth, but I had just been poking around in some containers and had found a tooth wrapped up in a tissue. Since he&#8217;s the only one here who has lost any teeth, it had to have been his, and it brought the (then) total up to five.<\/p>\n<p>Finding that tooth made me recall something from my own childhood. I once discovered some teeth in my mother&#8217;s jewelry box. I remember thinking that the teeth, still reddish at the roots, were gross and creepy. It never occurred to me that they might have been mine or my brother&#8217;s, but why else would my mother have had a tooth collection?<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Don&#8217;t let your mind dwell on the idea of why else a woman might have teeth in her jewelry box. It&#8217;s too terrible to consider!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall got his teeth cleaned and treated with fluoride for the first time last week. He was so excited about it! Then he lost a tooth the next day. His sixth. I would have thought it was only his fifth, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=10617\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[310,382],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10618,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617\/revisions\/10618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}