{"id":11002,"date":"2015-07-26T23:12:37","date_gmt":"2015-07-27T03:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11002"},"modified":"2015-07-26T23:12:37","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T03:12:37","slug":"sity-mystery-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11002","title":{"rendered":"SITY: Mystery Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day we noticed that there were little brown things next to the welcome mat in front of our house. The brown things looked decidedly like turds.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11004\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop1.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11004\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11004  \" alt=\"poop1\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop1-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11004\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is that poop next to our welcome mat?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Ew!&#8221; we said. &#8220;Where on earth could this poop be coming from?&#8221; So we looked up. And it seemed that the poop was coming from the door surround, which was also covered in poop.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11005\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop21.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11005\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11005\" alt=\"poop2\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop21-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop21-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop21.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11005\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">More Poop<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But it didn&#8217;t seem likely that anything had perched there. So we looked even higher.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11006\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop3.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11006\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11006  \" alt=\"poop3\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop3-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop3-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop3-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/poop3.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11006\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is that poop dripping down the shutter?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yes, it was poop dripping down the shutter, and behind the shutter was this little fellow.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11003\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bat.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11003\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11003\" alt=\"bat\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bat-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bat-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bat.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11003\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bat in the Shutter<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Obviously this bat could not stay here and continue to poop all over and around our house, but we weren&#8217;t about to send the guy packing without providing him with a decent alternative housing option. So my husband started looking up designs for bat houses. He figured he could have a nice one ready for the critter within a couple of weeks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But perhaps all the picture-taking scared the bat away, because he wasn&#8217;t there the next day or for several days afterward. Then we spotted him hanging behind the shutter on the other side of the window. And then he was gone again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Where he is now we do not know. I worry about the little guy. But I&#8217;m also glad that he&#8217;s no longer pooping all over my house!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day we noticed that there were little brown things next to the welcome mat in front of our house. The brown things looked decidedly like turds. &#8220;Ew!&#8221; we said. &#8220;Where on earth could this poop be coming from?&#8221; So &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11002\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[510,184,277],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11002"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11002"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11012,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11002\/revisions\/11012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}