{"id":11399,"date":"2015-12-29T12:11:30","date_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11399"},"modified":"2015-12-29T12:11:30","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T16:11:30","slug":"thats-maturity-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11399","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Maturity for You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Marshall:<\/strong> Mommy, do you want to see a picture of Uranus?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mommy (<em>trying not to giggle<\/em>)<em><\/em>:<\/strong> No, Sweetie. I don&#8217;t need to see a picture of that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marshall:<\/strong> But Mommy, don&#8217;t you want to see a picture of Uranus? It&#8217;s purple.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mommy (<em>quietly giggling<\/em>):<\/strong> No, Sweetie. That&#8217;s OK. I don&#8217;t need to see it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marshall:<\/strong> But Mommy, Uranus has a ring around it!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Mommy bursts out laughing.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall: Mommy, do you want to see a picture of Uranus? Mommy (trying not to giggle): No, Sweetie. I don&#8217;t need to see a picture of that. Marshall: But Mommy, don&#8217;t you want to see a picture of Uranus? It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=11399\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,456,455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11399"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11399"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11465,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11399\/revisions\/11465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}