{"id":1153,"date":"2009-08-21T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T13:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2009-08-22T16:47:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T21:47:15","slug":"accidental-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1153","title":{"rendered":"Accidental Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pun all the time, but I hardly ever mean to. My brain just comes up with the puns on its own. For example, my husband and I are thinking about buying a dehumidifier for our new home. Price is naturally a concern, but we&#8217;ve spent so much already, it almost doesn&#8217;t faze me. I said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t mind spending a couple of hundred dollars on a dehumidifier. It&#8217;s just a drop in the bucket.&#8221; Another example: I was absolutely exhausted the other day and I said to my husband, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired. Breastfeeding really drains me.&#8221; And worst of all, when Baby had a leaky diaper, I said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a pisser!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pun all the time, but I hardly ever mean to. My brain just comes up with the puns on its own. For example, my husband and I are thinking about buying a dehumidifier for our new home. Price is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1153\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,7,18],"tags":[82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1157,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}