{"id":1240,"date":"2009-09-10T20:19:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T01:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1240"},"modified":"2009-09-10T20:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T01:42:00","slug":"he-jinxed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1240","title":{"rendered":"He Jinxed Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Faithful Reader worried that our son hadn&#8217;t pooped enough today. He said so and then left.<\/p>\n<p>You know what happened?<\/p>\n<p>Of course you do. The man jinxed me. He hadn&#8217;t been gone 10 minutes before the baby had a pooplosion. Bang! Pfft! Pfft! Whoosh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faithful Reader worried that our son hadn&#8217;t pooped enough today. He said so and then left. You know what happened? Of course you do. The man jinxed me. He hadn&#8217;t been gone 10 minutes before the baby had a pooplosion. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1240\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[145],"tags":[184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1242,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions\/1242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}