{"id":13035,"date":"2017-06-26T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2017-06-26T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13035"},"modified":"2017-12-31T20:00:40","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T00:00:40","slug":"thanks-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13035","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in my office one day when Livia came in and asked, &#8220;What does &#8216;f&#8212;&#8216; mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had recently made a promise to myself to be honest when the kids asked about swear words. But still, I attempted to evade the question. This was Livia, though, and Livia is persistent. My attempts at evasion failed. So I had no choice. I told her what it meant, in the most polite terms, and she seemed satisfied with my answer. No big deal.<\/p>\n<p>But thanks, Faithful Reader, for whatever it was you did that exposed our children to the &#8220;F bomb!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in my office one day when Livia came in and asked, &#8220;What does &#8216;f&#8212;&#8216; mean?&#8221; I had recently made a promise to myself to be honest when the kids asked about swear words. But still, I attempted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13035\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[456,455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13035"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13628,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035\/revisions\/13628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}