I don’t really think that a terrible fate will ensue if I say something jinxy. Still, if I say something jinxy, I will try to find some wood to knock on. If I find it, I’ll knock on it and say, “Knock on wood.” And if there’s not any real wood, I’ll knock on simulated wood and say, “Knock on simulated wood.” I might even, if the situation required it, knock on plastic and say, “Knock on plastic and pretend it’s wood.” Just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I don’t really think that a terrible fate will ensue if I say something jinxy. Still, if I say something jinxy, I will try to find some wood to knock on. If I find it, I’ll knock on it and … Continue reading