I had a great time on vacation, but as we drove back to Real Life, I felt the mantle of depression settling right back onto my shoulders. There’s only one cure for such a black mood.<\/p>\n
A lobotomy.<\/p>\n
Just kidding. I’d like to keep my brain intact if you don’t mind (completely accidental pun, that).<\/p>\n
How about antidepressants?<\/p>\n
Nah. I have enough depressing aunties.<\/p>\n
Electric shock therapy?<\/p>\n
I could use a real infusion of energy, no doubt, but I saw “The Snake Pit” when I was a kid and geez, you’d have to be really mental to try something like that.<\/p>\n
No, the cure is a steady dose of happiness, but happiness doesn’t just happin<\/em>. It’s not a naturally occurring element, but rather something you have to make for yourself.<\/p>\n Anyone got a good recipe?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I had a great time on vacation, but as we drove back to Real Life, I felt the mantle of depression settling right back onto my shoulders. There’s only one cure for such a black mood. A lobotomy. Just kidding. … Continue reading