{"id":13231,"date":"2017-09-10T08:00:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13231"},"modified":"2017-09-10T11:44:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T15:44:30","slug":"bed-bugs-arent-so-bad-after-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13231","title":{"rendered":"Bedbugs Aren&#8217;t so Bad after All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day last week the school\u2019s secretary called me up at about 10:30 a.m. to ask why my son was absent. \u201cNo,\u201d I said, instantly terrified. \u201cHe went to school!\u201d The secretary immediately put me on hold and started looking for my son. I tried to stay calm, but all I could think of was how awful the last couple of weeks had been but that I would gladly accept a bedbug infestation as long as my son was safe. The secretary was back on the line within a few minutes. Marshall was in gym class, sorry for the mistake, blah blah blah. No matter how apologetic she was, she couldn\u2019t take back those minutes of terror.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day last week the school\u2019s secretary called me up at about 10:30 a.m. to ask why my son was absent. \u201cNo,\u201d I said, instantly terrified. \u201cHe went to school!\u201d The secretary immediately put me on hold and started looking &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13231\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13231"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13231"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13236,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13231\/revisions\/13236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}