{"id":13548,"date":"2017-12-25T20:18:56","date_gmt":"2017-12-26T00:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13548"},"modified":"2017-12-25T20:18:56","modified_gmt":"2017-12-26T00:18:56","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13548","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span data-offset-key=\"dlomu-0-0\">I was just absent-mindedly fiddling with the glow stick that my daughter gave me when she asked, &#8220;You gonna stick that in your nose?&#8221; I thought about it for a minute, then replied, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; And I stuck it up my nose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span data-offset-key=\"dlomu-0-0\">We&#8217;re serious about holiday spirit here, you see. We don&#8217;t merely have lights. We have lights up our noses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span data-offset-key=\"dlomu-0-0\">Merry Christmas, and may all your noses be bright!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just absent-mindedly fiddling with the glow stick that my daughter gave me when she asked, &#8220;You gonna stick that in your nose?&#8221; I thought about it for a minute, then replied, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; And I stuck it up my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13548\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13548"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13548"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13549,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13548\/revisions\/13549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}