{"id":13850,"date":"2018-02-02T09:59:39","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T14:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13850"},"modified":"2018-02-04T11:14:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-04T16:14:11","slug":"the-old-man-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=13850","title":{"rendered":"The Old Man in the Woods"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_13855\" style=\"width: 236px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3645-3.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13855\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13855 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3645-3-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3645-3-226x300.jpg 226w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3645-3-768x1020.jpg 768w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3645-3-771x1024.jpg 771w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13855\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is the underside of a tree that has fallen across a path in the woods. Though it is the crotch of a tree, from this angle it looks almost like the crotch of a tall man with a terrible skin ailment. Poor guy!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13854\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13854\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13854 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob-300x218.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob-768x557.jpg 768w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob-1024x743.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/greenblob.jpg 1888w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13854\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh, dear. He&#8217;s got several different kinds of skin ailments! I wish the color were just a little truer, though, because the tan fungus was actually pink.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13857\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/patterns.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13857\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13857 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/patterns-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/patterns-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/patterns.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13857\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I suppose if one must have a skin infection, it should at least be a pretty one.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13856\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/under.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13856\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13856 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/under-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/under-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/under-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/under.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13856\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m no doctor, but what seems to be happening here is that some of the fungus has reoriented itself to grow horizontally.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13859\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3637-3.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13859\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13859 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3637-3-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3637-3-300x203.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3637-3-768x520.jpg 768w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3637-3-1024x693.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13859\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Last, but not least, on the old man&#8217;s back: fungus &#8220;flowers&#8221; blossoming in the snow.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[556,124,557,66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13850"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13850"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13881,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13850\/revisions\/13881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}