{"id":1469,"date":"2009-10-19T22:39:47","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T02:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2009-10-19T22:44:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T02:44:12","slug":"feeling-stretched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1469","title":{"rendered":"Feeling Stretched"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I feel all thin, sort of <em>stretched<\/em>&#8230;like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.&#8212;Bilbo in <em>The Fellowship of the Ring<\/em> by J.R.R. Tolkien<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I feel like that some days. To use that quote is to compare our son to the One Ring, which is a little over the top, but he certainly does rule us both.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel all thin, sort of stretched&#8230;like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.&#8212;Bilbo in The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien I feel like that some days. To use that quote is to compare our son &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=1469\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[145,3],"tags":[205,82,206],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1474,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions\/1474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}