{"id":14762,"date":"2018-08-05T16:33:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-05T20:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14762"},"modified":"2018-08-05T16:35:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-05T20:35:33","slug":"eggsagerated-fears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14762","title":{"rendered":"Eggsaggerated Fears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right around the time that our wild black raspberry bush stopped fruiting, the blackberries started to ripen. At first, it was just a few berries per day, then a few more. So, for the last few weeks, I&#8217;ve been eating anywhere from one berry to a small handful of berries every day. I do this because the fruit is free, because I love the seasonality and naturalness of it, and because I am proving to myself that I am not afraid to eat something that I found in my yard.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even like blackberries very much. Even the cultivated varieties seem overly seedy to me. The wild variety is not only seedy, but often sour and grassy-tasting, too. But I&#8217;m proving something, you see, so every day I eat a few more.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I find weevils or spiders or tiny caterpillars on the berries. I bravely wash the bugs off and eat the fruit. I am not afraid, you see, and every day I prove it.<\/p>\n<p>Now it is peak blackberry season. There are ripe blackberries all around. &#8220;Today,&#8221; I said to myself, &#8220;I will eat a lot of blackberries.&#8221; I started picking.<\/p>\n<p>Then I noticed that one of the blackberries I&#8217;d picked had eggs on it. Tiny bug eggs. Loose eggs. Eggs getting all over my hands and the rest of the fruit. Ew. I threw that handful of fruit into the woods.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why bug eggs are so much more disgusting to me than the bugs themselves. But I do know one thing: it&#8217;s fortunate that I don&#8217;t have to forage to survive. I would never make it as a forager, because I am, apparently, afraid of bug eggs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right around the time that our wild black raspberry bush stopped fruiting, the blackberries started to ripen. At first, it was just a few berries per day, then a few more. So, for the last few weeks, I&#8217;ve been eating &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14762\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14762"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14762"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14766,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14762\/revisions\/14766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}