{"id":14782,"date":"2018-09-01T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14782"},"modified":"2018-09-01T11:34:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T15:34:00","slug":"how-to-water-a-captis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14782","title":{"rendered":"How to Water a Captis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Kids,<\/p>\n<p>A few months ago, you each got cactus plants. One of you wrote down instructions for watering it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>How to Water a Captis: Get a teespoon fild wif waoter and waoter him once evree mounth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s silly, but I love that you thought it was a &#8220;captis&#8221; instead of a &#8220;cactus.&#8221; When you were younger, you both made similarly adorable mistakes all the time. Now that you&#8217;re older, your endearing little mistakes are disappearing by the day as you perfect their understanding of the language. You are growing up and growing beyond your need for us.<\/p>\n<p>But I still occasionally find notes like this one, and then I have to decide whether to throw it away or keep it. I cannot possibly keep everything that I think is cute. Neither is it enough to simply toss the note into a box. Unless I do something now to feature the item and put it in its proper context, then it will become just another piece of paper in a box of dusty, old papers, and I might not even remember why I thought it was so cute.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m featuring the note in this letter to you. I think it&#8217;s wonderful that you wrote the instructions down. Often you&#8217;re absent-minded and cannot remember something as simple as washing your faces in the morning, and you don&#8217;t really want to, either. But at other times, you are so very serious and want to be responsible, and this note shows that. Plus, I love the written word, and I&#8217;m happy to see you become writers, too, even if your magnum opus is just a description of how to take care of a captis.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Mom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Kids, A few months ago, you each got cactus plants. One of you wrote down instructions for watering it. How to Water a Captis: Get a teespoon fild wif waoter and waoter him once evree mounth. I know it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=14782\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[348,243],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14782"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14782"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14839,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14782\/revisions\/14839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}