I know, I know. I haven’t posted a clothing limerick in a long time. I got stuck on one and with it sitting in my head half-formed, there hasn’t been enough brain-space for working with new ideas. I need to get it out of my head, so here are two versions.<\/p>\n
1.<\/p>\n
The young cat found a belt he was sure
\nWould look smashing against his dark fur.
\nBut he cinched it so tight
\nThat his head felt quite light
\nAnd his vision soon started to blur.<\/p>\n
2.<\/p>\n
The young panther was fond of his belt,
\nHow it glittered against his black pelt.
\nBut he cinched it so tight
\nThat his head grew quite light
\nAnd his hind legs he no longer felt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I know, I know. I haven’t posted a clothing limerick in a long time. I got stuck on one and with it sitting in my head half-formed, there hasn’t been enough brain-space for working with new ideas. I need to … Continue reading