Dear Free Anti-Virus Program: Don’t tell me what’s wrong with my computer unless you are offering to fix it for free.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Furniture Store: Do not call me at 7:20 a.m, when I am too busy sleeping in my bed to discuss the delivery of other furniture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Sky: You are so lovely in October.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Republicans: What is wrong with you? Do you want a tyrant? Do you secretly hate liberty? Do you like being lied to and taken advantage of?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Deer: It was really cute the way you almost seemed to want to come over to me when I said “hi” to you. Thanks for letting me take a picture of your face instead of turning tail on me and running away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Can of Fizzy Bev: Why did you hide from me until the exact moment when I opened another can? That was so mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Husband: Thanks for feeding the kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Kids: Thanks for getting your father to feed you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear TV: I’ll be there in a few minutes. Looking forward to some Netflix!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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