{"id":16704,"date":"2019-11-21T08:51:17","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T12:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16704"},"modified":"2019-11-21T08:51:17","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T12:51:17","slug":"two-universes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16704","title":{"rendered":"Two Universes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m living in two universes simultaneously: one in which Christmas is not allowed to exist until after Thanksgiving so don&#8217;t you dare talk holiday to me already, and one in which I&#8217;ve already started Christmas shopping and have been watching Christmas movies almost every night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m living in two universes simultaneously: one in which Christmas is not allowed to exist until after Thanksgiving so don&#8217;t you dare talk holiday to me already, and one in which I&#8217;ve already started Christmas shopping and have been watching &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16704\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[52],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16704"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16705,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16704\/revisions\/16705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}