{"id":16741,"date":"2019-11-27T11:10:48","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T15:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16741"},"modified":"2019-11-27T11:10:48","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T15:10:48","slug":"its-not-friday-until-its-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16741","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Not Friday Until It&#8217;s Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Retailers: If your &#8220;Black Friday Deals start today,&#8221; they&#8217;re not Black Friday Deals, because it&#8217;s Wednesday. You don&#8217;t get to erase entire days of the year. I know you really want my Christmas dollars, but Friday is literally just a couple of days away, so calm down already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Retailers: If your &#8220;Black Friday Deals start today,&#8221; they&#8217;re not Black Friday Deals, because it&#8217;s Wednesday. You don&#8217;t get to erase entire days of the year. I know you really want my Christmas dollars, but Friday is literally just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=16741\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16741"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16742,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16741\/revisions\/16742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}