{"id":17295,"date":"2020-03-28T00:01:40","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T04:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=17295"},"modified":"2020-03-28T01:22:08","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T05:22:08","slug":"keep-all-the-deliciousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=17295","title":{"rendered":"Keep All the Deliciousness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Note to self: the next time you buy roasted pumpkin seeds, hide them. If you don&#8217;t hide them, all the other hungry people will find them and nom nom nom, no more pumpkin seeds for the Apocalypse. Keep all the deliciousness for yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: the next time you buy roasted pumpkin seeds, hide them. If you don&#8217;t hide them, all the other hungry people will find them and nom nom nom, no more pumpkin seeds for the Apocalypse. Keep all the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=17295\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17295"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17295"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17297,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17295\/revisions\/17297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}