{"id":19177,"date":"2020-12-19T23:29:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-20T03:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=19177"},"modified":"2020-12-20T14:17:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-20T18:17:48","slug":"day-281-parent-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=19177","title":{"rendered":"Day 281: Parent Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Tonight the kids and I had another Christmas craft night. While we crafted, the kids explained “Parent Logic” to me. I wrote down everything they told me so that I could share it with you. I’m sure you will find it illuminating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parent Logic, According to Kids<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
  1. Everything has too much sugar, and sugar makes you hyper.<\/li>
  2. If children are in another room, parents can’t hear them.<\/li>
  3. You must take a photo of every single thing your child does.<\/li>
  4. You think everything your kids make is wonderful, but only because they’re your kids.<\/li>
  5. Any temperature under 99 degrees is cold.<\/li>
  6. Kids are insanely clumsy and always fall down.<\/li>
  7. All scratches are fatal and require emergency care.<\/li>
  8. Everything tastes good.<\/li>
  9. Kids should like everything that parents like.<\/li>
  10. Kids must stay at least 10 feet away from sharp items.<\/li>
  11. Kids are always cold and always need comfort.<\/li>
  12. There’s a lot more parent logic, and basically it’s all horrible.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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