My back has been hurting for a week now, which raises an important question: did one of the kids step on a crack and break their mother’s back? It’s certainly possible. But these kids, I tell you, they would not be content merely to have broken my back, as a learned today when they created a whole new set of rhymes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Step on a bean,\neat your mother's spleen.\nStep on a hose,\nbreak your mother's nose.\nStep on a rose,\nbreak your mother's toes.\nStep on a chair,\nburn off your mother's hair.<\/pre>\n\n\n\nAnyone who says that kids are sweet clearly doesn’t know a thing about kids!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My back has been hurting for a week now, which raises an important question: did one of the kids step on a crack and break their mother’s back? It’s certainly possible. But these kids, I tell you, they would not … Continue reading