{"id":2237,"date":"2010-04-21T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T13:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2237"},"modified":"2010-04-20T19:32:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T00:32:11","slug":"on-the-way-to-the-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2237","title":{"rendered":"On the Way to the Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My man isn&#8217;t rich, but he has <em>tons<\/em> of money.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He keeps it in bags, until the bags break.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ka-ching! Ka-chang! The coins hit the floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There&#8217;s money on the ground. Oh no!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/MoneyBags.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2247\" title=\"MoneyBags\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/MoneyBags-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"MoneyBags\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/MoneyBags-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/MoneyBags.JPG 656w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My man isn&#8217;t rich, but he has tons of money. He keeps it in bags, until the bags break. Ka-ching! Ka-chang! The coins hit the floor. There&#8217;s money on the ground. Oh no!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[23,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2256,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions\/2256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}