{"id":229,"date":"2007-10-05T22:48:19","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T02:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2007-10-05T22:48:19","modified_gmt":"2007-10-06T02:48:19","slug":"remember-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"Remember This!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading my <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=228\" title=\"Memory\">previous post<\/a>, my Faithful Reader theorized that we&#8217;re still together only because of my memory gaps. In other words, if I remembered all of the horrible things he has done over the years, I&#8217;d dump his ass ASAP.<\/p>\n<p>I may not remember them all, but I remember plenty, and now that I have a blog on which to record them, I think Faithful Reader had better behave himself!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading my previous post, my Faithful Reader theorized that we&#8217;re still together only because of my memory gaps. In other words, if I remembered all of the horrible things he has done over the years, I&#8217;d dump his ass &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=229\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}