{"id":23894,"date":"2025-08-19T15:24:41","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T20:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=23894"},"modified":"2025-08-19T15:24:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T20:24:41","slug":"pretty-big-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=23894","title":{"rendered":"Pretty Big Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today I was eating cereal in the kitchen when Marshall looked at me and said, &#8220;You have a spider in your hair.&#8221; That was alarming. &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty big,&#8221; he added.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I forced myself to remain calm. &#8220;Could you please remove it?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My husband came into the room at that moment and, quickly realizing what the problem was, took the spider out of my hair. Then he showed it to me. It <em>was<\/em> pretty big.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering how I managed to stay calm, it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m allergic to insect stings and consequently I&#8217;ve taught myself to remain motionless when a bee or wasp lands on me. That skill translates to spiders to some degree. But if it had skittered onto my face, OMG, I would have freaked!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was eating cereal in the kitchen when Marshall looked at me and said, &#8220;You have a spider in your hair.&#8221; That was alarming. &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty big,&#8221; he added. I forced myself to remain calm. &#8220;Could you please remove &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=23894\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23895,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894\/revisions\/23895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}