{"id":2467,"date":"2010-05-01T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2010-05-01T12:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2467"},"modified":"2010-05-01T22:27:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T02:27:20","slug":"i-read-it-on-the-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2467","title":{"rendered":"Reading on the Web"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Charlotte&#8217;s Web<\/em> by E.B. White<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Grade: A+<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Charlotte&#8217;s Web<\/em> is one of the most charming books I&#8217;ve ever read. No wonder it&#8217;s #1 on <a title=\"Book Love\" href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?page_id=60\" target=\"_self\">the list of top children&#8217;s books<\/a>. I remembered enough from my last reading (some 20+ years ago) to know what was going to happen, but I had forgotten how endearing and strangely realistic the characters of Wilbur and Charlotte were. Not that the book is perfect, but it&#8217;s about as close as one can reasonably expect an author to get. Garth Williams&#8217;s illustrations are also great, though I wish they were in color.<\/p>\n<p>One of my favorite things about this book is that parts of it, taken out of context, do not sound like they come from a sweet little children&#8217;s book. For one thing, the book starts with an attempted murder. A man is headed toward the barn with an ax. Sounds like a horror novel to me! And White doesn&#8217;t cringe away from the fact that Charlotte is a predator. She kills things and then she eats them. She says, &#8220;Of course, I don&#8217;t really eat them. I drink them&#8212;drink their blood. I love blood.&#8221; Wait, is this a vampire story? Nope, just a fuzzy-wuzzy story about a pig and a spider. It just doesn&#8217;t get much better than this.<\/p>\n<p>100% recommended for everyone everywhere at all times.<\/p>\n<p>Favorite quotes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A little girl is one thing, a little runty pig is another.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;[She] was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. . . . It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.&#8221; (See? I have a good reason for being a slugabed. I don&#8217;t want to take care of pigs!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlotte&#8217;s Web by E.B. White Grade: A+ Charlotte&#8217;s Web is one of the most charming books I&#8217;ve ever read. No wonder it&#8217;s #1 on the list of top children&#8217;s books. I remembered enough from my last reading (some 20+ years &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2467\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,285],"tags":[71,287,82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2467"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2482,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions\/2482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}