{"id":2533,"date":"2010-05-03T08:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2010-05-07T16:05:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T20:05:08","slug":"sity-knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=2533","title":{"rendered":"SITY: Knock, Knock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Inchworm!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Inchworm who?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Inchworm.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2534\" title=\"Inchworm\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Inchworm-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"Inchworm\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Inchworm-240x300.jpg 240w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Inchworm-821x1024.jpg 821w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Inchworm.JPG 1048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Inchya glad I&#8217;m not a spider?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re not a spider.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m sick of spiders.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They&#8217;re everywhere lately, even on my flowers!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Flower-Spider.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2535\" title=\"Flower Spider\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Flower-Spider-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Flower Spider\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Flower-Spider-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Flower-Spider-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Flower-Spider.JPG 497w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And they don&#8217;t knock before they come in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, knock! Who&#8217;s there? Inchworm! Inchworm who? Inchya glad I&#8217;m not a spider? Yeah, I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re not a spider. I&#8217;m sick of spiders. They&#8217;re everywhere lately, even on my flowers! And they don&#8217;t knock before they come in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[71,107,124,277],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2533"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2588,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533\/revisions\/2588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}