{"id":255,"date":"2007-11-02T23:31:07","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T03:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=255"},"modified":"2007-11-04T15:02:12","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T19:02:12","slug":"crazy-coworkers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Coworkers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I drove to CT for our annual departmental luncheon. I went both because I felt obligated and because I think that telecommuters need to spend time with their coworkers once in a while. The sad thing is, half of my colleagues couldn&#8217;t be bothered to attend, even though most of them live within easy driving distance of the restaurant. Once upon a time, they would all have gone, just as they used to attend the lame company picnic. I guess they no longer care about putting on a show for the bosses. That I can at least understand.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the part I don&#8217;t understand. If you go, you get a free lunch and the remainder of the day off. Why pass that up? I mean, if you really don&#8217;t want to talk to your coworkers, just keep your mouth strategically stuffed with food. And if you&#8217;re ticked at the company for something, order the most expensive item on the menu and wash it down with a dozen appletinis.<\/p>\n<p>I think my coworkers were crazy to refuse such a golden opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I drove to CT for our annual departmental luncheon. I went both because I felt obligated and because I think that telecommuters need to spend time with their coworkers once in a while. The sad thing is, half of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=255\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[44,49,27,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}