{"id":26,"date":"2007-05-08T23:14:55","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T03:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2007-05-08T23:14:55","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T03:14:55","slug":"no-authority-yet-or-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"No Authority Yet (or Ever?)"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to a website that ranks blogs, my ranking on Sunday was 3,173,879. I was ok with that. Considering how many blogs there are and that I haven’t told anyone that mine exists, it’s not as bad as it sounds. My ranking today is 3,193,324. What!?!? Either I made a mistake writing down the number and my rank is up by 555 (go Chick!) or I lost 19,445 points over the course of two days (crap!). Either way, they say I have no authority yet. So don’t listen to anything I say. I can’t be trusted.<\/p>\n

Someday I’d like to get some authority. Magic 8 Ball, will I ever attain a ranking of less than 1,000,000? “Signs point to yes.” Thanks! One more question—will I have to get naked to achieve that rank? “Yes definitely.”<\/p>\n

Figures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

According to a website that ranks blogs, my ranking on Sunday was 3,173,879. I was ok with that. Considering how many blogs there are and that I haven’t told anyone that mine exists, it’s not as bad as it sounds. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}