{"id":271,"date":"2007-11-23T16:49:23","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T20:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2007-11-23T17:19:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-23T21:19:29","slug":"twinkle-twinkle-little-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, Faithful Reader and I went to his niece&#8217;s first dance recital. We had been warned that this was no piddly production, but I was nonetheless shocked by the size of it. There were about 50 separate performances spread out over a period of more than three hours. Each child appeared in several routines and wore a different costume for each dance.<\/p>\n<p>THE GOOD:<\/p>\n<p>Some of the dances were fun and well performed. Faithful Reader&#8217;s niece was adorable, and though she only appeared in group routines, she stole the show in her own special way.<\/p>\n<p>THE BAD:<\/p>\n<p>Scheduled at 5:00, the show made a normal dinnertime impossible. No food or beverages were offered during intermission. They could have made a fortune offering traditional bake-sale items, candy, chips&#8212;anything!&#8212;at a steep markup, and those of us with rumbling tummies would have been quite happy to be overcharged.<\/p>\n<p>THE UGLY:<\/p>\n<p>Us, perhaps. We left just after the last performance to include our little star. Some people might think it was rude to leave before the end of the show, but I was starving and felt that we had already given due respect, and plenty of applause, to the other kids. We weren&#8217;t the only ones to leave at that time, either, so if it was in fact bad behavior, at least we can point to other family members and say, &#8220;But they did it, too!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, Faithful Reader and I went to his niece&#8217;s first dance recital. We had been warned that this was no piddly production, but I was nonetheless shocked by the size of it. There were about 50 separate performances spread &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=271\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[53,27,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}