{"id":295,"date":"2007-12-27T17:17:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-27T21:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=295"},"modified":"2008-07-02T19:59:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T23:59:17","slug":"o-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":"O Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This year the Borg assimilated our Christmas tree and decked it with energy-efficient lights. Soon the tree will join &#8220;The Collective,&#8221; so let us admire its biological and technological distinctiveness one last time before it goes.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"Tree\" href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/tree.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"Tree\" href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/tree.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/tree.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Tree\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,<br \/>\nYour lights are so cyborgy.<br \/>\nO Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,<br \/>\nYour lights are so cyborgy.<br \/>\nYour assimilation was a breeze<br \/>\nAnd you look so cool in LEDs.<br \/>\nO Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,<br \/>\nYour lights are so cyborgy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year the Borg assimilated our Christmas tree and decked it with energy-efficient lights. Soon the tree will join &#8220;The Collective,&#8221; so let us admire its biological and technological distinctiveness one last time before it goes. O Christmas Tree, O &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=295\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,1],"tags":[52,30,517,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}