{"id":3468,"date":"2011-03-18T12:31:28","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T17:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3468"},"modified":"2011-03-19T21:51:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T02:51:05","slug":"crybaby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3468","title":{"rendered":"Crybaby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Livia,<\/p>\n<p>Wah, Wah, Waaah, Waaaaah, WAH, WAAAH, WAAAAAAAAH!<\/p>\n<p>How do <em>you<\/em> like it?<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding, Sweetie.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, you wouldn&#8217;t stop crying. I tried everything&#8212;diaper changes, burping, propping, tummy time, rocking, singing&#8212;you name it. As the day wore on, you got worse and worse until you reached the level we call &#8220;nuclear.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know if it was colic or &#8220;baby just needing to cry.&#8221; Or maybe you had reached your tolerance for being &#8220;stretched.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You see, you want to eat all the time, but at your age, you should be waiting longer between bottles and eating more at each feeding. I simply can&#8217;t feed you every hour-and-a-half. If I do, I get nothing else done and you&#8217;re STILL unhappy between feedings. So I&#8217;ve been stretching the time between bottles. When I took you to your two-month check-up, I told the nurse practitioner what I&#8217;d been doing and she said it was the right thing.<\/p>\n<p>Being stretched doesn&#8217;t mean you need to get all bent out of shape, Little One. I hope you adapt soon. I hate to hear you cry.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Mom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Livia, Wah, Wah, Waaah, Waaaaah, WAH, WAAAH, WAAAAAAAAH! How do you like it? Just kidding, Sweetie. Yesterday, you wouldn&#8217;t stop crying. I tried everything&#8212;diaper changes, burping, propping, tummy time, rocking, singing&#8212;you name it. As the day wore on, you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3468\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[298,348],"tags":[520,264,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3468"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3473,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468\/revisions\/3473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}