{"id":3711,"date":"2011-04-10T08:00:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T13:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3711"},"modified":"2011-04-10T20:32:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T01:32:29","slug":"bffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3711","title":{"rendered":"BFFs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poirot&#8217;s know-it-all attitude even irritates his best friend, Hastings, from time to time. In &#8220;The Million Dollar Bond Robbery,&#8221; Hastings says, &#8220;Good Lord, Poirot! Do you know, I&#8217;d give a considerable sum of money to see you make a thorough ass of yourself&#8212;just for once. You&#8217;re so confoundedly conceited!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Poirot replies, &#8220;Do not enrage yourself, Hastings. In verity, I observe that there are times when you almost detest me! Alas, I suffer the penalties of greatness!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He follows his reply with a comical sigh, which makes Hastings laugh.<\/p>\n<p>There is no person on this planet who doesn&#8217;t occasionally get annoying. That&#8217;s why we need best friends. They forgive our imperfections, and they make us laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poirot&#8217;s know-it-all attitude even irritates his best friend, Hastings, from time to time. In &#8220;The Million Dollar Bond Robbery,&#8221; Hastings says, &#8220;Good Lord, Poirot! Do you know, I&#8217;d give a considerable sum of money to see you make a thorough &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3711\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,312],"tags":[79,82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3711"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3713,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions\/3713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}