{"id":3917,"date":"2011-05-07T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T12:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3917"},"modified":"2011-05-06T23:06:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T03:06:49","slug":"you-mean-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3917","title":{"rendered":"You Mean Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As she worked on my hair, my hairdresser asked me what I was doing for Mother&#8217;s Day. I replied, &#8220;Oh, nothing much. We&#8217;re just sending cards to our mothers.&#8221; And she said, &#8220;No, I mean for <em>you<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Duh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a mother now.<\/p>\n<p>Mother&#8217;s Day is about <em>me<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Weird.<\/p>\n<p>I still don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do, but whatever it is, it&#8217;s going to be relaxing. This mother needs some downtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As she worked on my hair, my hairdresser asked me what I was doing for Mother&#8217;s Day. I replied, &#8220;Oh, nothing much. We&#8217;re just sending cards to our mothers.&#8221; And she said, &#8220;No, I mean for you.&#8221; Duh. I&#8217;m a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=3917\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[52],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3918,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions\/3918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}