{"id":4187,"date":"2011-06-19T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-06-19T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4187"},"modified":"2011-06-25T22:19:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T02:19:10","slug":"neat-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4187","title":{"rendered":"Neat Eater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my husband can attest, I&#8217;m not a neat eater. I don&#8217;t know why, but I just can&#8217;t seem to keep food off my clothes. Ah, well. At least I don&#8217;t have a mustache to worry about, unlike our favorite fictional detective.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hercule Poirot addressed himself to the task of keeping his moustaches out of the soup.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>from <em>Murder on the Orient Express<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my husband can attest, I&#8217;m not a neat eater. I don&#8217;t know why, but I just can&#8217;t seem to keep food off my clothes. Ah, well. At least I don&#8217;t have a mustache to worry about, unlike our favorite &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,3,312],"tags":[383],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4187"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4232,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187\/revisions\/4232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}