{"id":4490,"date":"2011-08-11T08:05:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T12:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4490"},"modified":"2011-08-11T08:13:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T12:13:10","slug":"todays-neologism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4490","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Neologism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8217;s blog bounty: 14 spam comments! Almost every comment had the &#8220;requisite&#8221; typo. Here is my favorite.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Keep these articles coming as they\u2019ve <em>onpeed<\/em> many new doors for me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Onpee<\/em> might make a decent word. It would be distinguished from the phrase <em>pee on<\/em> by an additional layer of meaning. It would refer not to the literal sense (to urinate) but rather the figurative sense. <em><\/em><em><\/em>I once heard Judge Judy say, &#8220;Don&#8217;t pee on my leg and tell me it&#8217;s raining.&#8221; And that&#8217;s what <em>onpee<\/em> would mean: to openly do something childish, disgusting, or vulgar and then tell a boldfaced lie about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8217;s blog bounty: 14 spam comments! Almost every comment had the &#8220;requisite&#8221; typo. Here is my favorite. Keep these articles coming as they\u2019ve onpeed many new doors for me. Onpee might make a decent word. It would be distinguished &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=4490\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[395,82],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4490"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4496,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490\/revisions\/4496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}