{"id":48,"date":"2007-05-28T01:19:42","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T05:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=48"},"modified":"2007-05-28T01:19:42","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T05:19:42","slug":"magic-8-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Magic 8 Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t have just one Magic 8 Ball. I have two! The big one’s called Mama and the small one’s called Baby. What would happen if I asked both Mama and Baby the same question at the same time? Would it disrupt the space-time continuum, rip a hole in subspace, collapse the universe, or create a pilot for a new “Star Trek” series?<\/p>\n

I don’t dare ask them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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