{"id":497,"date":"2009-02-28T08:00:11","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T13:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=497"},"modified":"2009-02-27T17:03:01","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T22:03:01","slug":"worrywarts-r-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=497","title":{"rendered":"Worrywarts R Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She was dwelling on her worries, thinking thoughts of dread,<br \/>\nWhen the first of many worry warts appeared upon her head.<\/p>\n<p>Simply being stressed caused a second on her chest,<br \/>\nAnd the thought of being drowned made it bigger all around.<\/p>\n<p>Fear of poison as she dined put a third on her behind,<br \/>\nAnd just fretting on her skin caused an outbreak on her chin.<\/p>\n<p>Then her fear of deadly fire made the situation dire,<br \/>\nFor her terror ran so deep, she grew ten more in her sleep.<\/p>\n<p>A constant fear of being late caused another ninety-eight,<br \/>\nAnd by then, don&#8217;t you know, she was warts from head to toe!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s OK to be a worrywart; it&#8217;s not at all bizarre,<br \/>\nBut to be a warty worrier is taking things too far!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She was dwelling on her worries, thinking thoughts of dread, When the first of many worry warts appeared upon her head. Simply being stressed caused a second on her chest, And the thought of being drowned made it bigger all &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=497\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":800,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}