And now, to continue the clothing line of limericks…<\/p>\n
As the snake’s chafed skin kept getting redder.
\nHe thought covering it might make it better.
\nSo he went to the store
\nAnd bought clothing galore.
\nHis first choice was a pink chenille sweater.<\/p>\n
All his friends mocked his very bad taste,
\nAnd they laughed at the obvious waste.
\nFor he had not a limb
\nTo hold clothes onto him.
\nHe slunk home in the raw and disgraced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And now, to continue the clothing line of limericks… As the snake’s chafed skin kept getting redder. He thought covering it might make it better. So he went to the store And bought clothing galore. His first choice was a … Continue reading