{"id":587,"date":"2008-09-10T22:52:11","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T02:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2008-09-10T23:35:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T03:35:59","slug":"too-pooped-to-peep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Too Pooped to Peep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Peeps had her ovaries chopped out yesterday. I would feel bad about it except that she doesn&#8217;t seem the least bit traumatized. In fact, she&#8217;s been a water-splashing, mattress-shredding, nonstop-play nuisance since. What did they give her as a pain killer, PCP?<\/p>\n<p>We were worried that she might play too rough and open her stitches, so we took her into the bedroom with us for the night. But she wouldn&#8217;t let us sleep. We finally had to kick her out. I had horrible visions of finding her in the morning, spread-eagle on the floor, all bloody and guts hanging out. Yeah, I was worried. I barely slept a wink.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s fine, of course, and sleeping at last. Me, I&#8217;m too pooped to peep!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peeps had her ovaries chopped out yesterday. I would feel bad about it except that she doesn&#8217;t seem the least bit traumatized. In fact, she&#8217;s been a water-splashing, mattress-shredding, nonstop-play nuisance since. What did they give her as a pain &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=587\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}