{"id":598,"date":"2008-09-25T08:00:35","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T12:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=598"},"modified":"2008-09-24T19:55:48","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T23:55:48","slug":"the-woooord-of-gaaaahd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"The Woooord of Gaaaahd"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love religious radio broadcasts. I heard one just the other night. Like many evangelists, the host of this show had a peculiar way of speaking. He would emphasize certain words by drawing them out, increasing his volume, and adding an echo. Here’s one of his pearls of wisdom—<\/p>\n

The reason GAAAAAAAHD put the WOOOOOOORD on paper was so you could mark it up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Personally, I’m not sure Gaaaaaaahd wants people messing with his perfect Bible pages. I mean, if he wanted scribble on them, wouldn’t He have created them that way?<\/p>\n

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P.S. Don’t worry. I’m not going to Hell. My God has a sense of humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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