{"id":63,"date":"2007-06-09T20:12:29","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T00:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2007-06-09T22:33:36","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T02:33:36","slug":"good-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Good Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <em>The Water-Babies<\/em>, some excellent advice for boys:<\/p>\n<p><em>So, when you grow to be a big man, do you behave as all honest fellows should; and never touch a fish or a head of game which belongs to another man without his express leave; and then people will call you a gentleman, and treat you like one; and perhaps give you good sport: instead of hitting you into the river, or calling you a poaching snob.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The poacher in this book not only drowned in the river, but he then went to this weird Hell where he couldn&#8217;t smoke his pipe or drink any beer. Egad! And he was stuck in a chimney for a hundred years and there pelted every evening with hail formed from his own mother&#8217;s frozen tears, &#8220;those which she shed when she prayed . . . by her bedside&#8221; for her &#8220;graceless son.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s rough. Now go behave yourselves!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Water-Babies, some excellent advice for boys: So, when you grow to be a big man, do you behave as all honest fellows should; and never touch a fish or a head of game which belongs to another man &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=63\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}