{"id":6876,"date":"2013-01-05T08:00:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-05T12:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=6876"},"modified":"2013-01-05T09:11:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-05T13:11:28","slug":"pronoun-pro-and-other-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=6876","title":{"rendered":"Pronoun Pro and Other Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Livia,<\/p>\n<p>Here are some random stories about you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When you can&#8217;t quite pronounce a word, you use stand-ins like &#8220;dada&#8221; and &#8220;nana.&#8221; Marshall, for example, is still &#8220;Dada.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I had a cut on my thumb, and I put a Band-Aid on it. You wanted a Band-Aid of your own, so I found a small one and put it around your finger. You were so excited that you couldn&#8217;t wait to show Marshall. You ran over to him and said, &#8220;Dada, I have a nana!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You do the most wonderful monkey impression. You smile and slowly wave your arms around, saying, &#8220;Ee, ee, ee!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You aren&#8217;t even two-years-old yet, but you use pronouns like a pro.<\/li>\n<li>You love to wear clothes that are too big for you, particularly our shoes and hats. You found your dad&#8217;s winter hat that other day. You put it on, and he said, &#8220;Hey, that&#8217;s my hat.&#8221; You pointed to yourself and said, &#8220;No, <em>my<\/em> hat!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You like to dance with your dad when there&#8217;s music on. You monopolize him by holding both of his hands.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Mom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Livia, Here are some random stories about you. When you can&#8217;t quite pronounce a word, you use stand-ins like &#8220;dada&#8221; and &#8220;nana.&#8221; Marshall, for example, is still &#8220;Dada.&#8221; I had a cut on my thumb, and I put a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=6876\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[348],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6876"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6876"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6915,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6876\/revisions\/6915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}