{"id":691,"date":"2009-02-07T15:18:18","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T19:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=691"},"modified":"2009-02-11T16:04:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T20:04:33","slug":"secret-stash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=691","title":{"rendered":"Secret Stash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cats bring so much extra to my life. Extra work, that is. I thought I had finished packing up my office in preparation for our big move tomorrow. Then I looked under the desk and found the cats&#8217; secret stash of office supplies. The tally:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 bottle of liquid paper<\/li>\n<li>1 paper clamp<\/li>\n<li>2 erasers<\/li>\n<li>2 paperclips<\/li>\n<li>5 pencils<\/li>\n<li>5 pens, including a red pen and a yellow highlighter (I guess they like a little color)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This sounds like quite a hoard of stuff, but it&#8217;s nothing compared to what I found under the oven when I lived in the condo. There they had hidden a bunch of lighters and a full pack of cigarettes!<\/p>\n<p>Looking on the bright side, though they may not have given up their evil ways, at least they quit smoking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cats bring so much extra to my life. Extra work, that is. I thought I had finished packing up my office in preparation for our big move tomorrow. Then I looked under the desk and found the cats&#8217; secret &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=691\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[42,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}