{"id":7330,"date":"2013-05-01T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T12:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=7330"},"modified":"2013-04-29T13:14:21","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T17:14:21","slug":"life-changes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=7330","title":{"rendered":"Life Changes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the ways in which my life has changed since having children:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My pockets are always full of Kleenex<\/li>\n<li>Snot has no power over me. I&#8217;ll reach right into a kid&#8217;s nose and pull out a booger.<\/li>\n<li>I sound like a mother. I say things like &#8220;Don&#8217;t run with scissors&#8221; and &#8220;Don&#8217;t talk with your mouth full.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>My children are the first things I think of in the morning and the last things I think of before bedtime.<\/li>\n<li>I do laundry every day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the ways in which my life has changed since having children: My pockets are always full of Kleenex Snot has no power over me. I&#8217;ll reach right into a kid&#8217;s nose and pull out a booger. I sound &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=7330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7330"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7564,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7330\/revisions\/7564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}