{"id":8458,"date":"2013-11-02T14:42:35","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T18:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8458"},"modified":"2013-11-02T18:40:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T22:40:10","slug":"strange-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8458","title":{"rendered":"Strange Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Kids,<\/p>\n<p>You are strange kids. You&#8217;re not afraid of doctors at all. In fact, you look forward to going to the doctor&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p>Today you were scheduled for your flu vaccines, so when I went into your room this morning, I told you that we were going to the doctor. Marshall said, &#8220;Oh! I want to go, too!&#8221; Livia ran to get her socks, yelling, &#8220;I want to go to the doctor!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You couldn&#8217;t wait to get to the doctor&#8217;s office, and all the way there, you pretended that the flu was chasing us. &#8220;Don&#8217;t run into the flu!&#8221; Marshall told his dad as we were driving down the highway. It was so funny.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not complaining. I love that you want to go to the doctor&#8217;s office, and I love the way you behave when you&#8217;re there. Today Marshall handled his flu mist like a pro. Livia had to be held down for the second nasal blast, but she took that pretty well, all things considered. Afterward both of you were excited to have Super Flu-Fighting Powers, and you wore your &#8220;I Had a Flu Shot Today!&#8221; stickers with pride.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m thrilled with your behavior, but I&#8217;m boggled by my good fortune. How did I get such strange but wonderful children?<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Mom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Kids, You are strange kids. You&#8217;re not afraid of doctors at all. In fact, you look forward to going to the doctor&#8217;s office. Today you were scheduled for your flu vaccines, so when I went into your room this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8458\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[348,243,456,455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8458"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8467,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458\/revisions\/8467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}