{"id":8471,"date":"2013-11-07T18:27:33","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T22:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8471"},"modified":"2013-11-07T18:27:33","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T22:27:33","slug":"old-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8471","title":{"rendered":"Old News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall and his father had this conversation over breakfast.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy:<\/strong> These eggs are too hot. We&#8217;ll have to let them cool down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marshall:<\/strong> Yeah, we&#8217;re going to have to wait a hundred years.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy:<\/strong> That&#8217;s a very long time. I don&#8217;t even know anyone a hundred years old.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marshall:<\/strong> But Mommy is!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marshall and his father had this conversation over breakfast. Daddy: These eggs are too hot. We&#8217;ll have to let them cool down. Marshall: Yeah, we&#8217;re going to have to wait a hundred years. Daddy: That&#8217;s a very long time. I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/?p=8471\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[455],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8471"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8471"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8495,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8471\/revisions\/8495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluefootedmusings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}